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[Jan 30, 2008 * 12:30am] |
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What. The. Fuck.
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[Jan 13, 2008 * 3:25am] |
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I SWEAR TO GOD YOU'RE DEAD YOU BINT.
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[Jan 11, 2008 * 3:15pm] |
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GodDAMNIT I can't stop SNEEZING!
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[Jan 9, 2008 * 11:36pm] |
I dislocated my fingers last night. Stupid fingers. I only have the barest knowledge of medicinal magic so I just made myself a splint rather than miscasting a spell and ending up losing all the bones in my hand or something. I need that hand!
I suppose I could have just gone to the hospital wing but then I'd have to end up answering all sorts of awkward questions about how it happened and what I was doing out of bed at that time of night and I think it's entirely too early in the school year to get detention.
So I had a really weird dream last night. There was a killer whale living in a pool in the backyard of my house, but it was winter and there was a layer of ice on the pool so no one could feed it. I wonder what that means. Is my inner killer whale trapped? And hungry? Should I let it out? Or should I just stop eating chocolate pudding late at night?
The. End.
I think I'm going to start writing "the end" at the end of everything I say. I had a really good omlette for breakfast this morning. The end.
OR IS IT.
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